In many cultures and religions there are rules to obey. Rules to make you some sort of disciplined student of society. Rules to upset you when you want to do something that is said to be wrong. The Ten Commandments were set up to regulate all the people in the world. But, when you think about it, the average person will break up to half of these every day. The Ten Commandments are overrated.

Rules are made to be broken. This is true, but if you want to regain your purpose in life with us, you're going to have to obey our rules, obey our regulations. We are not asking for much, just eight simple rules. If you can obey these, you're in...